Blaze (he/him)@sopuli.xyz to [Moved to Piefed] Ask@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agoWhat was your "I can't believe I have to explain this to an adult" moment?message-squaremessage-square250linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down11
arrow-up1180arrow-down1message-squareWhat was your "I can't believe I have to explain this to an adult" moment?Blaze (he/him)@sopuli.xyz to [Moved to Piefed] Ask@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square250linkfedilink
minus-squareathairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·3 months agoThat narwhals are real. Partner thought they were mythological like unicorns. Honestly, it was funny but somewhat understandable.
minus-squareusualsuspect191@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·3 months ago mythological like unicorns That’s silly. Everyone knows they are unicorns, driven into the sea by the Red Bull
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI thought they were rescued by Amalthea-- but maybe some of them liked living in the ocean by that point and hung back
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago driven into the sea by the Red Bull There were some unicorns that joined forces with the Red Bull. This union is what created the alicorns.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·3 months agoNobody say it. You’re better than that.
minus-squareRatzChatsubo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI didn’t know jackalopes were fake until I was 30
minus-squareCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eebanned_from_community_badgelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoSomeone had to explain to me relatively recently that buffaloes don’t have wings. And by the same best friend of mine who thought chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·3 months agoUnicorns are also real.
That narwhals are real. Partner thought they were mythological like unicorns.
Honestly, it was funny but somewhat understandable.
That’s silly. Everyone knows they are unicorns, driven into the sea by the Red Bull
I thought they were rescued by Amalthea-- but maybe some of them liked living in the ocean by that point and hung back
There were some unicorns that joined forces with the Red Bull. This union is what created the alicorns.
Nobody say it. You’re better than that.
I didn’t know jackalopes were fake until I was 30
Someone had to explain to me relatively recently that buffaloes don’t have wings. And by the same best friend of mine who thought chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.
Unicorns are also real.