The old Dead Cat Bounce confuses the Conservative Subreddit once again! LOL

And I bet they didn’t even say thank you! My favorite quote from r/Conservative was:

But I’m willing to bet a lot of money, actually already have by buying the dip, that we’ll recover and reach new heights

I want to personally thank that person for buying the dip. I liked to think that in an indirect manner my put options help transfer some of that buying from that Redditor into my wallet.

Also, I’m not cheering on the United State’s demise, far from it. I live here so it would behoove me for this place to not go under. But if there’s idiots out there handing out free cash, I mean what are you going to do? Doing tariffs is one thing but doing blanket tariffs only leads to one conclusion. If they’re tossing money out there knowing that, then far be it for me to not help them unload some of it.