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Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?
I smell great, that smell is your conscience
Who?
Hoo
Hoom
Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?
It’s owl poop
I’ll dip YOU in gravy
Neener neener!
Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?
Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?
I peck the keys
Hoohoo or hoothoot?
Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?
Gasp that’s lewd
You know me I’m a lude dude
Stinky?
NO
Hmmm sounds like sth a stinky would say
I am not and you can’t prove it
Are you really an owl, or a human in an owl costume?
I am 3 small horses in a costume
How many licks to get to the center of the lollipop?
How many licks to get to the center of your mom
GOTTEM’!!!
Terrible thing to read as I’m hanging out with my mom.
How many poor mice do you eat a day?
Oh so you just assume the owl eats mice hmm
I mean, do you?
Only that one time but it was a racist mouse
Really then how do you explain all these mouse skeletons in your dirt??!
Necromancy?
Y r u soggy ?
I didn’t bathe
Is it piss?
No
maybe
Do you have rat bones in your feces
