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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Al dente is a scam, these mfers out here saying they want their pasta rare

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Al dente is a scam, these mfers out here saying they want their pasta rare

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    Im sick of them trying to force chatgpt AI into everything now too, to keep the grift going. I just want dente pasta

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      dente pasta

      that’s italian for toothpaste i think

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Real pasta heads eat their pasta raw CRONCH

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      When you do it with lasagna sheets they call it Italian sashimi

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Yimyum oww my gums

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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          It’s like with flossing, you have to keep going until your gums stop bleeding.

          • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Ok that actually made me cringe lmao

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      Okay, but toss that dry pasta in some oil and herbs and bake it and you got yourself a quality snack.

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Nahhhh you cook the pasta al dente, then finish it off in your sauce with a splash of pasta water. It doesn’t end up al dente, the noodles soften up and absorb sauce, making them starchier so the sauce sticks to them better!

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