ZapataCadabra [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agoOne day the crabs will ringmedia.discordapp.netimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down10
arrow-up186arrow-down1imageOne day the crabs will ringmedia.discordapp.netZapataCadabra [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squarejohnbrownwasright [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoI have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY
minus-squareZapataCadabra [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoIt’s been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.
minus-squareFlyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoIt’d be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoMitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They’re both a breath away.
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agothis but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoThat demon needs to find a new “bespoke submersible vessel” based hobby
I have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY
It’s been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.
It’d be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.
Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They’re both a breath away.
this but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them
That demon needs to find a new “bespoke submersible vessel” based hobby