KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoYou, a dumb socialist: "Video games should be affordable." Me, an intelligent capitalist: "I LOVE PAYING $80 TO PLAY AS PEEPA, POKEY, STINGBY, CONKDOR, SWOOP, PARA-BIDDYBUD, AND COIN COFFER!"hexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1external-linkYou, a dumb socialist: "Video games should be affordable." Me, an intelligent capitalist: "I LOVE PAYING $80 TO PLAY AS PEEPA, POKEY, STINGBY, CONKDOR, SWOOP, PARA-BIDDYBUD, AND COIN COFFER!"hexbear.netKurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-22 months agoBro if you said “what if I could play as a warp pipe” to a Nintendo exec literal dollar signs would flash in their eyes. Then they’d fire you, incept the idea into Shigeru Miyamoto, and he’d release Super Mario Wonder. Or Odyssey.
Bro if you said “what if I could play as a warp pipe” to a Nintendo exec literal dollar signs would flash in their eyes.
Then they’d fire you, incept the idea into Shigeru Miyamoto, and he’d release Super Mario Wonder. Or Odyssey.