Flowers for Algernon
a syncretic faith combining American Civil Religion, Capitalism and Public Ritual Lactose Intolerance to create the most vile and oppressive of Daemonic powers: Diarrhea Magic.
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“Elon Musk broke into a movie theater that was playing the movie “American Flag: 2 Hours of Flag” to announce to the crowd that he has invented the cheese to brain interface needed for Grok to control all humans. Most of the audience booed and told him to get out of the way of the movie as they were missing important parts.”
Why won’t anyone love me?
Oof.
Sometimes the simplest things hit the hardest.
“Hey folks, gouda you to come out! Sorry if that joke was a little cheesy!” (awkward pause) “ARBEIT MACHT BRIE!”
Dad of the year
…in hell.
Dangerously Cheesy
He heard the old ”Hitler was a vegetarian” spiel.
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Is this real? Patton 2 (2025)?
“Nobody ever won a price war by making promises they can keep. You win a price war by making the other guy accountable! Or something. I don’t know I’m paying alimony to like 20 people. Money goes through my fingers like shit goes through a goose!”
Musk is a Green Bay fan? What’s next, a Zack Snyder crossover?
I mean, if he really thinks that will make anybody like him, then yeah I’m sure.
Actually…
