Picture: wet cat in a bathtub looking at the camera “I seriously don’t understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born”
Picture: wet cat in a bathtub looking at the camera “I seriously don’t understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born”
I was born in a country where birth certificates don’t exist so I’ve never had one and life’s been just fine without it.
But what do you do when people ask you to prove you were born?
i pray that day never comes because i would cease to have existed
Well, so far that’s never actually happened so I don’t know, but I guess that if it ever were to happen I’d have to pull up my shirt and show my belly button as proof.
Hmmmm I dunno. Can you get a doctor to tattoo his signature around your bellybutton?