InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoAn internal Trump administration document claims a Michael Jordan "Jumpman" tattoo and wearing "high-end urban street wear" makes you a likely member of the Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang.popular.infoexternal-linkmessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: politics@beehaw.org
arrow-up1105arrow-down1external-linkAn internal Trump administration document claims a Michael Jordan "Jumpman" tattoo and wearing "high-end urban street wear" makes you a likely member of the Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang.popular.infoInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square10linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: politics@beehaw.org
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoI can imagine a post-arrest interrogation at an ICE facility. “So, you like trains.” “I don’t know how to answer that question.” “Not a question, Pedro. We know you had one. Social media.” “I had a tattoo that I covered up under a new tattoo that’s the American flag so ICE wouldn’t have grounds to arrest me.” “Didn’t work - did it, Pedro? The flag tattoo is bad. Very bad. On you. And how come your name is Josh if you speak Spanish?” “I don’t know how to answer that question.” “What are you hiding?”
I can imagine a post-arrest interrogation at an ICE facility.
“So, you like trains.”
“I don’t know how to answer that question.”
“Not a question, Pedro. We know you had one. Social media.”
“I had a tattoo that I covered up under a new tattoo that’s the American flag so ICE wouldn’t have grounds to arrest me.”
“Didn’t work - did it, Pedro? The flag tattoo is bad. Very bad. On you. And how come your name is Josh if you speak Spanish?”
“I don’t know how to answer that question.”
“What are you hiding?”