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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Macallan@lemmy.world
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    Pop the protective cap off the other end to reveal the combination butt plug side.
    .

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Pretty sure that’s the optional sounding attachment.

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    GET IN THE ZONE

    • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
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      ER-ZONE

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    A battery terminal is like half an inch across… op has unlocked self burn

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      It’s not designed to accommodate size … it’s meant to cut everyone down to size

      • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
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        Hey honey wake up, new circumcision just dropped

        • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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          Uh, no thanks we’ve all already got one

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            No no, this is the new updated circumcision!

          • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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            Never too late

            https://exclaim.ca/film/article/we_talked_to_the_how_to_with_john_wilson_foreskin_guy_about_parasite_the_magnetic_fields_and_tim_robinsons_tc_tugger

      • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de
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        If everyone is small… no one will be. Life will finally be fair.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I wouldn’t even touch the sides.

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s for batteries?

      • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe
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        Yes, if your battery posts are corroded to shit you just stick that thing on there & twist it around, rub up & down, and it cleans the crud off.

        Once the battery post is clean & connection made, I’d recommend a protective spray or even a nice, thick layer of petroleum jelly. Keeps it nice. 👌

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          Using baking soda a bit of water and some time will also get rid of the corrosion along with neutralizing the acid which tends to come back otherwise.

          Just disconnect and remove the battery. Wipe the battery with a paper towel covered in a paste made from baking soda. After, rinse it off with some clean water. Clean and rinse the car’s battery tray and Clamp like you did with the battery. Get a large-ish bowl or dish with some water and. Soak the harness terminals for a few minutes while adding baking soda until it stops fizzing. Get an old toothbrush and scrub the terminal with a baking soda paste. Rinse, re-install everything and you’re done.

          It got my harness terminals from a crystallized mess from leaking to looking brand new (seriously) and none an issue for the past 4 years.

        • can@sh.itjust.works
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          They probably are. I think I may need a new one. Or I should at least try disconnecting and reconnecting.

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          deleted by creator

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        Yes, car batteries. Meant to clean corroded terminal posts.

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          Oh! Cool, thank you. I really should more about car batteries. I’m unsure about mine.

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            Don’t worry, they’re fine.

            • can@sh.itjust.works
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              I’m not sure…

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                If you lick the terminals and it tastes like sour lemon that means it’s working.

                • can@sh.itjust.works
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                  brb

  • Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.world
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    Well duh. Why would you buy it when you can just use it in the store and leave it back on the shelf after you’re done?

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      Not sure if you’re a pragmatist or a cheap bastard *squints*

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        My resume/rap sheet lists neither of those labels explicitly, but I’m sure it’s a little of both.

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    SHAI HALUD

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      Cyborg sandworm

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    But how else are you supposed to remove the warts and barnacles?

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      With sandpaper, by hand, if you’re at all serious about your craft.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Industrial plies & an electric sander, with a bit of motor oil to keep your skin moist and smelling great

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        Damn, that explains the incident with the sand blaster!

  • dnick@sh.itjust.works
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    Plus it’s way too big

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    Hah! Joke’s on you. Unless I’m rubbing it against the sides I don’t think I’d ever feel it. #smolppgang

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    Skill issue

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    Its not terrible if you use it with Valvalene brand oil based lubricant.

    Depending on… your preferences.

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