ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 2 months agoA Rare Issue With the Swastidumpsterpawb.socialexternal-linkmessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up1788arrow-down16
arrow-up1782arrow-down1external-linkA Rare Issue With the Swastidumpsterpawb.socialThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 2 months agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoI’d make a crack about declaring war on puddles but they’ll probably do it at this point
minus-squareYarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agosorry but since it’s in crack form your sentencing has a mandatory minimum.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWe’re sorry to report that rain is now communist.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWater now woke. Immortan Joe time.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOr a lawn sprinkler. Or a slip’n’slide.
You’re describing a puddle.
Terrorist puddles!
I’d make a crack about declaring war on puddles but they’ll probably do it at this point
sorry but since it’s in crack form your sentencing has a mandatory minimum.
We’re sorry to report that rain is now communist.
Water now woke. Immortan Joe time.
Or a lawn sprinkler. Or a slip’n’slide.