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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 months ago

Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed

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Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 months ago
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The babysitter came face-to-face with a man hiding underneath the child's bed, Kansas' Barton County Sheriff's office said.

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/9Tz3p

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      Better title is “man not allowed at house found at house he’s not allowed at”

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      He is charged with aggravated kidnapping. Possibly why there’s a protection order against him? Definitely a lot of information missing.

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      Wtf

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    Note to others: the title is not clickbait. It’s exactly as weird as it sounds. What the fuck.

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      What the fuck.

      Literally what I said when I saw this was not satire

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    That kid is scarred. For. Life.

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        So I’m 34

        No joke

        I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry.

        Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.

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      Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.

      Lady: There isn’t.

      Kid: Check please.

      Lady: Ok… screams in terror

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        I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

        Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.

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      Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.

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    I had about 5 minutes where I was convinced this was an Onion article…

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    This is like a spooky urban legend, but it really happened

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