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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago

Man stopped by US police for driving with huge bull in passenger seat

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Man stopped by US police for driving with huge bull in passenger seat

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago
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Nebraska police were shocked to discover the huge Watusi bull

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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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    Holy crap, custom fitted care for the big boy, hilarious

    • onion@feddit.de
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      He must’ve fitted in that half windshield too right? No way you can just cut one in half without it cracking

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    Add this to the sub with the most american things.

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Hard to top the lady who smuggled a gun into a game in her fat folds and then managed to get shot by that gun.

      • Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world
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        That was disproven like 10 minutes after it was suggested yet it’s the only version that seems to be making the rounds.

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          People love a good story.

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    isn’t this exact use case what they built the Heifer Occupied Vehicle lanes for?

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    Imagine that bull taking a dump in your car.

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      I’d rather imagine it taking a dump in his car. Partially because it means I have to use less imagination resources.

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        You did notice that the entire right side of the car is covered in shit right?

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      “Officer, you’ll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit”

      “Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto…”

      “No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it’s starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel”

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    He has that yellow guard attached to his car, though, because Safety First!

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      That guard is both sides, to restrict movement, usually for treatment of claws and wounds.

      Edit: ok, maybe not both sides here, but it originally was.

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    This is where you buy the fancy warrantied shocks for just one side.

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    Mate, if you want to hang a pair of testicles from your rear bumper, buy the fake ones. This isn’t a ”size counts” thing. You don’t need to compensate.

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    I’m impressed with the car.

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      Looks like it’s an old police car.

      • Psythik@lemm.ee
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        It’s a Lice car now.

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          LoL. Yeah somebody had fun pulling off that part of the decal

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