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GrishAix@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?

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is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?

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GrishAix@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    bad recursion brb

    lol lost it at that one

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    Love the brb one :D

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    statically typed feels unwise

    no C++ dev ever

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    “Bad recursion brb” is a good one.

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        What you are referring to as “Linux” is in fact “GNU/Linux” or as I have recently taken to calling it “GNU is Not Unix/Linux”

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    I’ve seen many versions of this meme but this time it all feels right lol

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    Abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic

    TIL that kafkaesque is a real word

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      aka: all my code

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    The ones you have really got to watch out for are RTFM and PEBCAK. That’s when you know you have a problem.

    God forbid you ever catch your child texting about RAII.

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      PICNIC - problem in chair not in computer

      P2A(P) - Packet To Air Problem - Newtork cable not plugged in.

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