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Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Knife-Wielding Doctors Roam Country Searching For Teens To Force To Be Trans

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Knife-Wielding Doctors Roam Country Searching For Teens To Force To Be Trans

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Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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WASHINGTON—Warning citizens of a rising threat to the nation’s youth, U.S. officials cautioned Tuesday that knife-wielding doctors were roaming the country in search of adolescent children they could force to be trans. “Across America, parents are watching helplessly as trained surgeons compel their sons to become…
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  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    According to local sources throughout the nation, once the knife-wielding doctors have successfully swapped every teen’s gender, they probably have plans to go around swapping them all back again.

    miyazaki-laugh

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    We’re told these savage physicians are sharpening their scalpels as we speak

    Poetry

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      Missed opportunity to say “savage sawbones”

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        Having physicians there is what makes it special though. If the writer only used all s starting words it would have been cheesy. Having a word in there that doesn’t start with an s but phonetically is sounded with a hard s in it is the genius of it.

        I’m so glad the onion has it’s mojo back.

  • EpicKebabEater [he/him, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    As one of those doctors it’s like being a zombie. I used to be a good little cissy until an evil transer doctor changed my sex. Now I am also a doctor and feel the undeniable urge to change people’s sexes.

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      It’s a vicious cycle.

    • RedArmor [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      zombie

      Traaaaaaaaaaaaanssssss

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      Many such cases

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