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Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

I mean I would totally give it a try

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I mean I would totally give it a try

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Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca
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    3 个月前

    There’s a large difference between these two sentences:

    “Say goodbye to Tinder boys”
    “Say goodbye to Tinder, boys”

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      A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.

    • dingus@lemmy.world
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      “Let’s eat, Grandma!”

      “Let’s eat Grandma!”

    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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      “I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse”

      “I helped my uncle jack off a horse”

      • lars
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        He’d do the same for me

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.

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      Memes that lie?! On the internet?! Someone call the Internet police

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      deleted by creator

      • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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        How might one participate? Asking for myself.

        • The_Terrible_Humbaba@slrpnk.net
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          lmao I appreciate the honesty. After a quick search, I found this for you.

          • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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            I can fix her

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      3 个月前

      It depends on what she’s been up to lately.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        I could absolutely see her being in prison for securities fraud.

        Honestly, she probably should market a #SimpCoin, it’s just free money for her.

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      Context: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/belle-delphines-arrest (Article explains that the mugshot is likely faked)

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    I can fix them

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • socsa@piefed.social
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      Like my mom always used to say - find yourself a woman who is a catfish on the streets and a sturgeon in the sheets.

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Like a Sturgeon

    • burgersc12@mander.xyz
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      Fix it Felix?

      fix everything I tough

  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world
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    Is this real? Asking for myself.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      There really are prison pen pal sites.

      This one is not real.

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      Yes there are lots of beautiful women in prison wanting to exchange letters with you. Didn’t you know that? And when they ask you to send gift cards, it’s definitely only because they love you

      • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world
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        Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.

    • Jack@slrpnk.net
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      Nope

    • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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      Many people in prison would love more human connection, some list themselves at https://writeaprisoner.com/

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/mugshawtys

    • Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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      Prison penpals are definitely a thing. Used to work at one of those private mailbox stores and we had a customer who got one specifically for this. She showed us a few of the letters she received and I must say they were gorgeous. Those guys spent some time behind bars practicing their handwriting.

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    Guys, first rule is never stick your dick in crazy. Second rule is never do it again.

    But I think these women just need a positive, stable, healthy relationship.

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      Yes, you absolutely can fix her

    • bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works
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      I exclusively stick my dick in crazy giving me an exciting sex and relationship life.

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    As a person that once dated a person that had an actual psychotic break, beat me up cuz I wouldn’t fight back, tried to beat the police up, and pretty much ruined my happy days for awhile… I would need to know the inmates criminal history, and their mental history, I mean I could date a federal inmate if they were in for embezzlement, or theft of 10k or more if it was from a non corporate entity, but “I tried to kill my husband with a knife”. Naw I’m good.

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    Love After Lockup is full of extremely healthy relationships.

    Yes, yes, I know, and in fact one does lost interest after a while. Still, some reality trash can be interesting in the first season or two when they’re gathering the initial crop of free-range crazy instead of raising their own herd. Frankly, I’m surprised we haven’t seen a proper “SovCit” reality franchise.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    George Constanza was truly ahead of his time

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    *These photos were curated from 20,000 inmate photos

  • schizolol9@lemy.lol
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    Still would!

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