I sold the domain name to DOGE for a cybertruck coupon ($50 off)

I’ve actually never met George Soros nor worked for him.

I spend more of my life on this website than I would ever confess to another person

I’m sorry you all had to find out this way but I’m straight

I’m gay

It was me Hexbear. John Kerry, Silver Legion, Veganism, Outdoor cats, moving stones, throwing batteries into the ocean, liberalsocialist.

I’m the author of all your pain.

I’m actually Barron Trump

My first and only celebrity crush was Elliot Page because I envied him for seemingly being a lesbian when I was still in denial.

But joke’s on me I guess.

I am BlackMoldFutures ex wife

I have a crush on the person reading this and want to smooch them

How do I get my kids to stop dressing up as you?

Kakarot is a true saiyan warrior and sometimes bests me.

I’m not actually a sentient Beaver

I am actually funded by the Norwegian sovereign wealth fund and Norway secular groups, unlike the other Radio Free outlets. That’s why I am still working after the USAID defunding.

I like rewatching old episodes of south park