Gorb [they/them]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

I found the one piece

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I found the one piece

Gorb [they/them]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Some guy called freezer came round and gave them to me. Said I’ll become the pirate king if i put them in my ass

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Did you put them in your ass? Please update.
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  Yes I’ve put all the orbs in my ass and now I am at maximum power and gonna go sicko mode on john chainsaw man and win the piston cup

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