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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I hope it doesn't find you

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I hope it doesn't find you

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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    Whats funny is in the USA the wildlife organizations mainly keep track of population trends via sightings by federal employees, namely postal workers, which means whoever delivered this letter saw the animal, closed the lid, and wrote down the time and place in a little notebook before moving on.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thanks for sharing that. It helped me imagine a delightfully absurd little slice-of-life event I’ll probably never experience.

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    I hope this email finds you before I do

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      Can I use this as my new signature?

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        Feel free to!

  • MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world
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    Thought it was a chicken for a second

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      Upvoted for entertainment value, but remind me to never accept a dinner invitation from you.

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      At first glance I thought it was a possum on the end of a rocket at the moon.

      I mean that’s where my emails find me

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        This is opossum to ground control

        I’m feeling very scared

        And the bills come in the most intrusive way

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    Imagine letting an email find you. Best tactic is to clear it from your notifications because you’ll deal with it later, accidentally forget about it for three weeks, and then it’s too late for whatever the email was about

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      That you, boss?

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    Me receiving my bills:

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