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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months ago

unfortunate rule

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unfortunate rule

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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Sorry mom, no matter how many times I impregnate my femboy twink, they’re not going to give you grandkids

    • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They might if you ask politely and be patient

      • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Through my research, it appears impossible. More testing is needed however, your suggestions have been noted

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      you know the funny thing about that is, in the UK you need to unsuccessfully try for kids for 2 years before you’re allowed to adopt… yeah I don’t see how that’s gonna work 😅

      (or atleast it was when the book I read was made, might’ve changed)

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That doesn’t mean you have to stop trying!

    • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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      Femboy impregnation is like fusion technology, always 10 years away.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Alternatively:

    We want grandkids

    Mid-30s and never ever been on a date

    • Carbonizer@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Same fam

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3 months ago

      hot

  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m bisexual and I’m bottom for every gender I’m attracted to. :3

  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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    “DON’T U THINK I’M TRYING MOM?!!!”

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      If anyone is gonna disprove biology it’s my mobile sperm bank of an ass

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Just get pregnant, my man.

  • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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    Me wondering if there are clear symptoms of there or being power bottom or if I’m just utterly oblivious to the signs and assume they are just brats.

    • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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      Have you tried a different opening line besides “we want grandkids”?

      • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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        I don’t even want kids!

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  • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    reply with “and i want $200K to raise that child, so gimme”

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