Love this inversion of the song trope of lamenting the loss of nature. It’s a satirical lament of the loss of corporate development.

Lyrics:

Here we stand

Like an Adam and an Eve

Waterfalls

The Garden of Eden

Two fools in love

So beautiful and strong

The birds in the trees

Are smiling upon them

From the age of the dinosaurs

Cars have run on gasoline

Where, where have they gone?

Now, it’s nothing but flowers

There was a factory

Now, there are mountains and rivers

You got it, you got it

We caught a rattlesnake

Now, we got something for dinner

We got it, we got it

There was a shopping mall

Now, it’s all covered with flowers

You’ve got it, you’ve got it

If this is paradise

I wish I had a lawnmower

You’ve got it, you’ve got it

Years ago

I was an angry young man

I’d pretend

That I was a billboard

Standing tall

By the side of the road

I fell in love

With a beautiful highway

This used to be real estate

Now, it’s only fields and trees

Where, where is the town?

Now, it’s nothing but flowers

The highways and cars

Were sacrificed for agriculture

I thought that we’d start over

But I guess I was wrong, hey

Once there were parking lots

Now, it’s a peaceful oasis

You got it, you got it

This was a Pizza Hut

Now, it’s all covered with daisies

You got it, you got it

I miss the honky tonks

Dairy Queens and Seven-Elevens

You got it, you got it

And as things fell apart

Nobody paid much attention

You got it, you got it

I dream of cherry pies

Candy bars and chocolate chip cookies

You got it, you got it

We used to microwave

Now, we just eat nuts and berries

You got it, you got it

This was a discount store

Now, it’s turned into a cornfield

You got it, you got it

Don’t leave me stranded here

I can’t get used to this lifestyle