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cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

The fappening

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The fappening

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cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    Sorry I’m not going if there will ne owls there. They are stimky dori bo thiefs

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      bird-screm1

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        3 months ago

        Gon git. Git oudda here! catgirl-hiss

        • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          3 months ago

          AAAK AAAK AAAK bird-screm-2

    • i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      Can confirm. Infinite recursive doribo theft caused mass explosions.

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    volcel-kamala

  • sisatici [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    volcel-judge you thought you could run away from justice, but you forgot that big brother is always watching nineteeneightyfour

    • cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      3 months ago

      YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME COPPERS! fake-peppino-run

      • sisatici [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        3 months ago

        You can run but you can’t hide

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      watching

      Also waiting and commiserating

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        3 months ago

        Say it ain’t so

  • Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    okay but a hexbear cube 2: sauerbraten game night would go hard (sexual style)

    • i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      Go ooooooonnnnnn…

    • lelkins@lemmygrad.ml
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      3 months ago

      we got assaultcube reloaded tho

      • Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        3 months ago

        aiming down sights

        slower movement with accuracy penalty while moving

        bugs-no

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          regular assaultcube then sorry

          spoiler

          i am so sorry please don’t kill me please i feel like i have said something wrong i have retracted the upvote from my own comment so that your opinion gets seen more sorry sorry sorry

          i am just having a bad month, feel free to dm me every single insult towards me i deserve it i deserve everything bad in this world i deserve what happened to me

          if i could upvote your comment 50 times i would’ve already made my message vanish frkm existence because my own life doesn’t matter

          • Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            you’re all good comrade I was just jesting in a mean way since I’m unfortunately irony poisoned, all cubes are good cubes

            hope your month gets better fidel-salute

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              i am really bad at detecting irony, i need a metaphorical metal detector but that does not exist lmao

              thanks for the kind words esoteir, all cubes are good cubes. even luanti!

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      you’re thinking of sex mart and, yes, they shut it down. lol

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    CUM get the party started on the new official c/sex comm!

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