Since it is open, can I tack something on? “Just bathe! You are cool just because you have dirt? Just like Pig-Pen? Charles Schulz and The Peanuts are reactionary. Just take a bath like a normal bird, you don’t have to use a Kulak’s birdbath if you don’t want to. There are ponds!”

Just a PSA for the audience: wash your butt holes

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