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My guy you can’t even win at videogames you are not a military strategist. That said he’s probably right just because it is fucking obvious.
idk paying people to win games for you is a pretty good strategy, don’t know how well it’d translate to irl military strategy though lol
I mean that’s basically how it’s done: pay a bunch of soldiers to fight the war for you
Mercenaries, e.g., Blackwater or whatever the fuck they’ve changed their names to in order to avoid prosecution for war crimes
I think they’re Academi now
really? he thinks the amount of weapons are the problem? and not that there’s nowhere near enough manpower who are motivated enough to sacrifice their life for pocket change and the noble goal of raising profits for some delusional oligarchs?
He doesn’t think he needs manpower because he can simply use AI
i would love to see him try
Will this be how we get skynet / A. M. ? Bazinga kill bots where you have to pay a monthly subscription to not be hunted for sport
The Hitlerists had to get stalingraded before they started bullshitting people with their Wunderwaffen pipedreams, but i guess you can also just start with this while you’re in the planning stage for your next war.
Edit: next wars, sorry. ofc they’ll do the usual nazi shit and open up as many fronts as possible.
How do we get them to keep skipping ahead til they get to the bunker?
The USA is going to let Elon build nukes and he’s going to start nuking US cities that refuse to pay him tribute
Wait until he finds out real war doesn’t have fog of war or tech trees, either.
“Fog of war” is a real thing but not what Musk thinks.
There is a zero percent chance he does. He said chess would be improved by having “fog of war and tech trees.” He’s such a gremlin.
Chess with “Fog of War” is just Stratego lmao
Oh my god I forgot the name of that game I used to play it when I was a very little kid
Tesla AI powered m4s to every troop. No questions. Also have Elon have a crack at editing the F35s code
Or one of his 19 year old incel interns.
WeaponX contracts when? /s
He will buy Boston Dynamics, rebrand it as X-terminate, use one of those shitty robots as a weapons platform and call it a “Dalek”, for the epic memes. Then pretend he inverted it right before it fails spectacularly and kill a shitload of bystanders during a test deployment. Trump will sink $100b into it.
He’d definitely name it after space Nazis, yeah.
Nah Musk doesn’t strike me as someone who knows Dr Who
He would however call it ED-209 without a hint of irony
You should pitch this to him
midpool
Get ready for Musk to start WeaponsX or ArmsX or some dumb shit like that
I’m looking forward to him trying to make music and getting sued by Xzibit
I guess we should all copyright such company names, as a FU to Musk.
In my lifetime, America has only lost wars very badly.
Maybe he’s listening to us tankies on the socials and using that to guide his strategy. Cut all of the payments to the MIC until they start functioning.
And maybe he’s close enough to the mark that Chinese intelligence decided it was time to stop the flow of tungsten.
Tungsten is also a critical component of the semiconductor manufacturing industry. It’s used to shield the silicon from copper, which is necessary but also dangerous because it likes to travel through silicon.
Prepare for a thousand F-35 sinkholes.
I’m hyped for the re-invented wunderwaffe. Maybe we get the V3 going again but this time it’s just his shitty hyperloop tunnel at a 45 angle acting like that ping pong ball vacuum cannon from myth busters.
Bit idea: convince Musk and Trump bolo warfare is the future and have them build 30,000 ton tanks powered by AI.
watch them break the space militarization taboo because they forgot about it and then freak out when China aligns a few dozen dongfengs above American major cities in response
This isn’t one of these games he pays others to play for him. He should stfu
I’m afraid that’s exactly what war is though.
When you put it that way
Yes, the US will lose the next war. But imagine living through the last few years and thinking the problem isn’t in productive capabilities but rather that we need to put even more money into wunderwaffen that won’t actually work.
Germany circa 1944
Allies in the Asia-Pacific region will surrender easily and early to China. I just wish my country should be neutral and independent from US hegemony.
Always enough money for war, while people die because they can’t afford the over inflated price of insulin and inhalers.
This is him warming up to get some sweet DOD deals. I hope he gets them before Raytheon offs him. I want Tesla to manufacture all equipment for the us army
