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thermal_shock@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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thermal_shock@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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    What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

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      I guess, the ones who make up BS for Internet points

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        Can’t funny things just be funny?

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          Depends if they’re presented as real or just funny jokes

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            I don’t see a certificate of authentication on this image. What am I missing?

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              Removed by mod

            • fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de
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              You don’t see that on real shot either

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                Okay, but the person says it depends if they’re presented as real or just funny jokes. This is an image with no source on c/LemmyShitpost. Why would anyone even begin to assume it was real?

                • Nythos@sh.itjust.works
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                  People taking shit at face value and not understanding it’s a joke/satire is exactly why misinformation is so rampant right now

                • fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  Yeah okay, but I didn’t see that it was in a shit posting community because I was scrolling through ALL, and others seemingly didn’t either.

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        The entire internet?

        • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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          How dare they. Oh the hummamity

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        You aren’t welcome here for Christmas either

    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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      They wanted to be able to kiss Trump so they rushed for the face

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      If this were not fake, that would actually be a pretty good joke, since they would have invested more time starting at the edges before getting to the punchline.

    • rtxn@lemmy.world
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      Idolatry is one hell of a drug.

    • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org
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      Because it’s very real

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fuck Grandpa. How do you think Grandpa’s dad, who most likely fought the fucking Nazis, would feel about Grandpa fellating the fucking fascists? Hmm?

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      He’d probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Alterations are awesome!

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          Alterations? Administered by autocorrect, as always?

          • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Autocorrupt always advises against what I’m attempting to articulate.

      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Aliterations are the puns of serious talk: cheap and cheery.

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          That’s right kids. You should always avoid alliteration!

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      Grandpa could be GenX and his grandfather fought the Nazis. Fascism is coming back because few people alive remember it.

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        It took less than a decade between the Greatest Generation dying off for their kids to enable fascism.

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    This is like the smallest prank ever and he’s not welcome for Christmas… I guess he dodged a bullet.

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      I called my MAGA father-in-law a “fucking asshole” in front of half the family and all I got was a no more politics in front of the family ban. He thought it was funny.

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    If that’s all it takes to get uninvited then they weren’t interested in being family anyways. That would be an A tier joke in my family.

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      Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90’s?). He put cash in the box which she didn’t find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.

      It was a great gag then too 🤣

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        Wow that’s playing the long game lmao

    • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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      Well, friend. That’s because you have a functional family.

      • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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        Well that’s just like … True. I’m joking I love my family and I’m lucky as hell on that front.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Success

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    The only reason I see why anyone would get mad about this is, if they are gay for trump.

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    Why’d he finish the hairline lmao

    The entire top dome

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wanted to see if it was pre-plugs? 🤷

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      Because this isn’t real

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Thats not even funny…

    It’d be better if it was Obama instead of Biden 😏

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      How? They’d figure out swap before they even started.

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        I mean, did it really take Grandpa the whole face to figure out it was Biden and not Trump?

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          Their faces are similar enough

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    NO FUN ALLOWED

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    I’m surprised that it’s 500 whole pieces. Should be like 25.

  • mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world
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    If this is real - what a shitty family.

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    I would see this as an absolute win

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    Would help grandpa calibrate his democracy destroying partisan bigotry anytime.

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    Probably fake, but based.

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    They look like shockingly similar

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