all these other countries: im sick of dealing with america and using their bullshit and being subservient to them. lets do our own thing. we don’t even need them anymore
america: NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT!!! IF YOU STOP PLAYING WITH ME YOU CANT COME OVER TO MY HOUSE ANYMORE!!!
meanwhile china has n64 AND ps1 while america just has an NES with one sticky ass controller and the only game they have is tiny toons and half the time it freezes at the start screen
all these other countries: im sick of dealing with america and using their bullshit and being subservient to them. lets do our own thing. we don’t even need them anymore
america: NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT!!! IF YOU STOP PLAYING WITH ME YOU CANT COME OVER TO MY HOUSE ANYMORE!!!
meanwhile china has n64 AND ps1 while america just has an NES with one sticky ass controller and the only game they have is tiny toons and half the time it freezes at the start screen
You’re forgetting that kid America in this analogy also has the keys to his dad’s gun safe
Trump: “Come to school tomorrow”
“Who needs Duck Hunt when we have these?”
Yeah but when it gets past that start screen its ol reliable