For those who may not know: Cramer is mocked as the ‘kiss of death’ for any financial instrument he recommends, as many of them tank afterwards
Also,
There are some ETFs specifically devoted to doing the opposite of what he tells you to do.
I think it was just SJIM, and it shut down. It wasn’t popular, but it also lost 20% during that time. It’s just a meme really
Inverse Cramer go brr
I’d put some money in that. Do you know the ticker off hand?
I would legitimately watch a cable news show that had some bozo in a rumpled tracksuit spend 30 minutes a week walking us through his “system” for gambling on college sports that week or whatever, especially if he was dead serious.
it’s time for Joey “Camaro” Avellino’s Lock of the Century.
I don’t gamble, but I do enjoy watching meatheads rationalize the way they chase action.
Get a cute, girl-next-door, kinda-trad-wife woman to be the host, call it Penny For Your Thoughts. Her name is Penny of course. Each week there’s a segment about Penny’s Picks and they’re penny stocks her investors are shorting or something like that. She also hocks crypto and NFTs with anime versions of herself doing various Barbie-jobs.
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It’s time to run some Maaaaaaad MLMs! You’re gonna want to hodl those apes hard!
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