Again, DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER
or it WILL waste the very valuable and limited time of our ICE agents. Additionally, make sure that you do not sprinkle in any plausible information that ends up being a long and winding dead end, since those waste the most time. Make sure you spread this information everywhere to help other people make sure they do not get in the way of our BRAVE ICE AGENTS!
Do not go to this URL either and fuck with it in any way
My neighboring property (the woods) is harboring dozens of illegal trespassers on my property (possums and raccoons) who have left indiscriminate threats against me (eaten the garbage I didnt lock up)