Dale Morlock from receiving: Spencer, why are you wearing rainbow suspenders?

Spencer Fleetweak: To keep my pants up…and our prices down!!!

Suspend your disbelief! Spencer’s Suspenders is having a LIQUIDATION SALE!!! everything must go, from.the two sweater strap.kind to the kind that fasten in the back, nylon, denim, corduroy, leather and even bronze suspenders are all on sale now!!! Everything must go! 75% off everything in store except the cash registers! Pay in cash and get 9 pairs of suspenders free! Special electricians discount with blue suspenders being up to 86% off if you show your union card and do a donut in the parking lot!

Spencer: This deal won’t be suspended! It’s one time only until march 9th! Spencer’s Suspenders, 640566 Balwich Lane in the Suzette Parking Center! The arcade next door can get a little noisy, but don’t let that make you miss out on these deals! See ya there!