My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
Nobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet.
They don’t feel safe, folks! Even in their own homes, they don’t feel safe, isn’t that crazy?
There should be many home visits by new friends who bring smiles and gentle pats to happy puppies both young and old.
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More oatmilk
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Mandatory 2am play breaks
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International warrant issued for mouse pointer
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More pets
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Universal healthcare
What’s that? Really? Okay, I’ll tell them.
Yeah, mine said they’d press the communism button day 1
My cat would order me to be fired from current job then employ me full time as his bed because that’s what i do when i’m home and sit or lie anywhere.
No washing ever again. Production of cleaning products for dogs to be completely illegalised
They’re cleaning the dogs
I dunno they’d probably use our taxes to buy algae
All windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed.
All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.
Bork! Bork! Bork-bork!
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idk, @Biggs@hexbear.net, what’d you do, bud?
Tuna for every meal, and an immediate doubling of meal frequency.
“All humans except mom and dad leave now. Thank you” - my 12 year old dog
She’d abolish the separation of human dinner and doggy dinner
He would draw up a treaty for bed space then immediately break it and leave me sleeping on the floor.
i can no longer sleep
