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WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

[Closed Roleplay] "Yeah, this is the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Unfortunately we're closed and you're going to have to come back tomorrow."

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[Closed Roleplay] "Yeah, this is the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Unfortunately we're closed and you're going to have to come back tomorrow."

WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      S-sir… Sir! We open tomorrow! If you go to our online store you can order your Tesla and pick it up in store as soon as we open tomorrow (9am Moscow time).

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    ok

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      bulborb-stare okay have a nice day ma’am

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    But your sign says you close at 8 and it’s only 815!!!

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      Okay, this one was violent. They really be like that.

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    I’ll come back in a half hour then

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    muffled, from outside

    Oooughh im still hogging my jelq, im gonna crank oughhhhh

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    but I just want one thing

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    Yeah anyway can I get a double burger with extra buns?

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      thurston

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    Oh, damn, I think I’m at the wrong store…

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    uhhh is it “tomorrow” now? i am a stupid fucking idiot piece of shit and i would like to buy 1 shit eating grin please :)

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      The shit eating grin was in your heart the whole time you fucking gremlin

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        ok thank you will go to the “your heart” store have good time :)

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