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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

"Officer, You're my first and last thought of the day. You're my favorite hello and hardest goodbye."

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"Officer, You're my first and last thought of the day. You're my favorite hello and hardest goodbye."

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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    This is one of my favorite parts of AI, is how not only is it consistently hilarious, it is only hilarious when it is 100% not meant to be hilarious. In a world without capitalism we would be using AI to generate absurdist humor content all over the place and it would be amazing. Instead we use it for…whatever this is intended to be used for.

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      whatever this is intended to be used for.

      I think the original meaning was a card that details how to speak to cops so you don’t incriminate yourself. Which is pretty cut and dry “I want a lawyer present”.

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        Oh I mean whatever stupid AI generated responses like this are meant to be used for, I do know what a cop card is. But, thank you rat-salute-2

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      Best I can tell, all they’re really doing with this Google search gemini shit is taking the top few search results and feeding it into gemini with the query and being like “find the answer to the question within this information.” But since Google has been such trash for so long now we’re getting all these amazing responses that the LLM could probably answer just fine on its own. It’s so weird that they’re just publicly stabbing themselves in the foot like this.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    STOP RESISTING! the-pigs

    But, sir, I don’t get it I said I love you!! yes-honey-left

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      Loving a cop only works 60% of the time. Got unlucky there, I’m afraid.

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    Legitimately weezing michael-laugh

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    The officer: lt-kitsuragi

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      hyperflush Oh h-hey K-Kim 👉🏻👈🏻

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    Me getting shoved into the back of the cop car after burning down City Hall: “Why can’t I quit you!” doggirl-tears

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    When AI gets mobile IRL they’re going to get the trigger happy cop on anything alive treatment.

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    During the act of intimacy, remembrance of cops must be observed

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    Me when the cops pull me over

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

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