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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

But what if...

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But what if...

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    I was…

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      …a beanis? beanis

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      To purchase…

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        A ton of…

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          Fast food

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    Huh? Speak up!

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      BUT WHAT IF?

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        HUH? SORRY MY EARS ARE FILLED WIHT SNACKS I SAVE FOR LATER

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    No. No what if. You need to let go. The accident wasn’t your fault. You did everything you could. There’s nothing you can do that will bring them back.

    You have to move on. Beating yourself up like this won’t get you anywhere. It’s okay.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      only-throw no process! Only grieve!!

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      kitty-cri-screm but my roast is ruined!

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    Why is there…

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      Poopoo on my

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        peepee

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          Rude

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            nah i meant it in a loving way

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              Lewd

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        I was going along with your steamed hams bit and you do this to me. Curse you, dirty owl rage-cry

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    we finally got the :beanis-salute: emoji?

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    No. I am a hater

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    I too frequently wonder what would have happened if the attack on Nixon’s motorcade on May 13, 1958 in Venezuela during his tour of South America as Vice President actually killed him

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    you could post?

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      No that’s silly, I would never

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