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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Poop gun

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Poop gun

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world
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    Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

    • rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.

      • Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Thanks Jaden

      • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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        So that’s why it is called projectile vomiting.

  • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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    Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.

      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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        With a little modification

        • ralakus@lemmy.world
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          1000012440

        • earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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          They already have a flared base

    • M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca
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      Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      I’m printing the intruder though.

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      ⊂((・⊥・))⊃

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    We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

    • M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca
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      Big bada boom

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    You’re forgetting one very important thing …

  • superkret@feddit.org
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    With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
    All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

    This is a shitpost.

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    I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s not a distance weapon

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      Hemorrhoids

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Enter the Gungeon theme begins

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    That means I’m a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

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    I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

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    shit take

  • winkly@lemmy.world
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    I’m a poop machine 💩

  • 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎@h4x0r.host
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    You have projectile shits too?!

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