I wish these people a very reincarnated as a Congolese child miner
While retaining all of their memories as top bankers.
the subtext of this is they want to freely use their privileged status to dominate and maltreat the people who work under them
That’s the text text
Cool, as if I needed more reasons to want to give these people a trip to Facial Reconstruction town
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teehee gay
And no, it would not suffice. The reconstruction is already too light, fuckers need the guillotine
Hi how’re ya
This comment doesn’t really make any sense, would you mind clarifying?
I don’t think jerking off on a wall street guy is going to solve anyone’s problems. You’re weird and gross.
Why would I give a banker a spa treatment? What do you mean?
Common Dbzer0 tier comment.
Uncommonly, it was deleted by themselves instead of a mod, kind of proud of them tbh
The 80’s are back baby! Now we just need the ED 209 plugging a suit in the boardroom, god willing.
Can we bring back the 1780s and reboot the guillotine?
How is this real. This feels like a cut line from Wolf of Wall Street or something
Well wolf of wall street was based on real events.
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It would be really funny if his head were to be liberated from his body
The fact that Papa John Pizza Man couldn’t say the “n” word in a shareholder call without everyone getting mad is the greatest injustice of our time.
I never want to hear them go on about how Gen Z is “unprofessional” when they are collectively relieved about the idea of being unprofessional themselves.
the DPRK did the right thing
These people deserve a slow and painful death while labouring perpetually in a cobalt mine.
I’m so glad the people at the top have such pressing and important concerns.
Clearly these words were important to doing their jobs correctly and not just another example of how shallow they are
And when have they ever not been able to say that? Humans love assholes like them and despise what little nice people exist.
Presumably they couldn’t do it during investors calls or in public facing statements, idfk.
They want to be le epic bacon Jordan Belfort but were 15 years late.
But don’t forget Mr wall street weirdo, those words you love can and will be used against you, can your snowflake emotions take that?
