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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

FREE SNOW CONES FOR EVERYONE! \⁠(⁠ϋ⁠)⁠/

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FREE SNOW CONES FOR EVERYONE! \⁠(⁠ϋ⁠)⁠/

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • r1pp0ff@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Mmmmm rocky road!

    • sleen@lemmy.zip
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      4 months ago

      Lemon flavour is better 😒

      • psychOdelic@discuss.tchncs.de
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        4 months ago

        strawberry chocolate sprinkles…

  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    Actual Cancer flavor

    • Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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      Just like grandma used to make!

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        This tastes like grandma’s ashtray!

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    Couple things wrong with this image.

    • an ice cream cone for the snow cone? Psychotic
    • snow is way too light
    • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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      I feel like something else is wrong but can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔

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        Ah yeah, you’re right. There’s no straw for when it melts!

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      Snow can be wet and heavy, but this is straight up slush.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Rocky Road-Salt

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    i have always been amazed that people are able to function normally with nails that long. not trying to hate on it or anything, just genuinely impressed. i don’t think i could do what they do.

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      Neither could I, simply due to the ick factor introduced by all sorts of shit accumulating under the nails. Imagine wiping with those.

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        You don’t know how to use the three seashells fingernails?

  • JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So fucking cursed

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    deleted by creator

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    As long as its not yellow … looks good to me

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      Koda, is that you?

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    Nice try but you can’t fool me, that’s clearly oreo ice cream.

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    Faux Gras

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