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Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

Glad I lived to see 80 year olds careening down the highway in cybertrucks using FSD

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Glad I lived to see 80 year olds careening down the highway in cybertrucks using FSD

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Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/fsd-jail-rant.33860/

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  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I exactly understand your position. I am 78 years old and this Cybertruck (Robot) is my first Tesla. My wife has been telling me for years exactly what the new truck has been telling me. I tend to wave my hands when I’m speaking. I am drawn to the screen to modify settings, radio stations, and the like. Full Self Driving scolded me, particularly during our first several-hour trip when it shut off FSD for the last 1/2 hour. I suddenly became responsible for the Cybertruck steering wheel, accelerator, and brake. WAKE UP time for me.

    Boy I love that there are millions of people like this who are allowed to pilot huge death machines!

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      I suddenly became responsible for the Cybertruck steering wheel, accelerator, and brake

      I have taken 14 hour shifts driving a car down empty ass highways in the sticks with clear signage and road markings in excellent weather in summer with adaptive cruise control & lane centering and I still didn’t take my hands off the wheel or foot off the pedal because that’s how driving works. This fossilized menace cries because his car asks him to pay attention to the controls

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        • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Even in the most optimal possible conditions for a car to drive itself I’m not letting go of the controls because I don’t know or trust the car to react to anything but keeping a 12 car distance between me and the next car

    • culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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      Death Drive

      • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        kelly

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    say-the-line-bart-1

    say-the-line-bart-2 We love our CT and feel truly blessed to own it.

    Every single time with these bootlickers.

    • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I would pay infinite money for a dog as loyal as Tesla owners.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I would make them pay me!

        Bunch of sunk cost whales

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    they have money for a cybertruck, just pay for uber

    • Tom742 [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      Love how an ambulance is out of reach of even wealthy cyber truck owning seniors, lol

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Seriously, having a chauffeur might be just as much

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        proletariat

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Rich people love being called “job creators” but they refuse to create jobs

        • Wolfman86 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Damn millenials expecting rich people to provide jobs for them.

          /s

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Also would appreciate not getting negative feedback on using FSD. Just wanted to express my opinion.

    using FSD is an action, not an opinion

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    • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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      “I want to share my opinion but I do not want to hear your opinion”

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        he only wants to discourage negative feedback, so you can still tell him how cool he is

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          No see it’s a fact he’s cool so that’s not an opinion and is therefore totally allowed

    • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Going to start using this as a signature on all of my posts

      • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        We need to request having Lemmy add signature support

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    two paragraphs complaining about the bazingamobile

    we love our CT and feel truly blessed to own it at this stage in our lives

    So these dorks have a script they have to follow? Is there something in the terms and conditions of owning a cyber truck that says you have to end every mention of it with “still love the truck though”?

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  • Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    This person needs their license revoked

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  • AnExcellentSteelHorse [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    How do these people accept a world where their car puts them in timeout?

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      They paid a lot of money for it, therefore it’s a cool thing that isn’t terrible at all!

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    It’s gonna rule when some 90 year old with medically thinned blood crashes one of these and they just explode like a giant Paul Verhoeven movie squib

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      Tesla markets this as a feature of Cybertrucks, factory installed crematorium and “Viking Funeral” mode.

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    I want to live in the world where no one has to drive. This is the shitty liberal microdose version for that. It should be cool that technology has given these people increased autonomy and mobility

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    Thought he meant he was taken to jail for using FSD and was disappointed that be wasn’t.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      timmy-pray

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      Right!! Thought they were saying they were driving so poorly even with FSD they got put in jail

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    What fresh hell is this

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      make sure not to think about it the next time you pull out of your driveway!

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        Luckily for me I don’t need to drive, but horrified that these cranks are allowed on the roads at all

        • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          My father in law is almost 80 with a bad heart and has shit vision. He’s driving around in a massive dodge 2500 pulling a fifth wheel RV for half the year, it’s great

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    Still love the truck though.

    PS - I have run over 4 children in the last 6 months using FSD to go to church group and CVS. Whoopsie Doozle! Pastor says I am 4given.

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    You had money for a cybertruck, but don’t have 2k for an ambulance ride?

    • ProletarianDictator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Not after buying the cybertruck

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      Or even 30 bucks for an uber

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    Just take the access bus jfc. 80 year olds shouldn’t be driving at all let alone trying to manage a bazingamobile “full self driving” where you had better be paying attention and ready to take over at any time because it’s less than 2 seconds away from crashing at all times

  • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Still love the truck, though.

    • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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      #blessed

      k-pain

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