the scene: the Klingon embassy to the Federation, located in the heart of San Francisco
a Klingon liason officer is conducting an orientation session for recently-arrived diplomatic and military officers beginning their tour of duty on Earth
“Qa’pla. Now sit down and shut up. I’ve had some past incidents with your predecessors, and I’m going to set something clear for you.”
the new arrivals give their superior their full serious attention
“The Humans have some strange ideas about the meaning of the word ‘glory’. So if you ever hear them talk about something called a ‘glory hole’, it may not be what you’re expecting.”
somehow i like it that people who don’t use glory holes talk about them so much. lol
Yeah.
Those who don’t use them.
Do straight people use then frequently? Because gay people rarely do. Lol
“Tell me you’ve never been to a bathhouse without saying that you’ve never been to a bathhouse.”
i’m literally on a first name basis. lol
The scene where Kes is experimenting with her microwave powers and is cooking Tuvok like leftovers but in the next scene he’s completely fine was very funny to me.
That man was NOT abstinent!
No matter what O’Brien tells you,
there is NO sex
in the transporter room.
Imagine needing sex to live.
