its full of extremely janky ai art and legitimately impossible shit that relies on complete political illitaracy from the entire electorate. link to the pdf.
If you asked a racist 14 year old boy to come up with a party platform it would probably be identical to this.
This is because Andrew Tate mentally is a racist 14 year old boy
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this is awesome. so perfectly, deliciously incoherent, unenforceable, vile, stupid and nonsensical you can just feel the angry seething
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After deporting all the immigrants, he still has a pile of “laws” that deal with immigrants that will still be around, and also non-citizens who will also still be around.
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Two generations back of deportations? That’s… A lot. I’m not entirely sure there would be a huge amount of Britain left.
I’d get deported even though only one parent would be an immigrant (while the other half of my family has a long history of being in the British navy >.> ). Not that I live in the UK anymore, and if Tate ever got elected the society we’d live in would be both very different and one I wouldn’t want to live in.
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I meant like… So many people have at least one non-UK-born parent, requiring at least two generations of natural-born-citizenship for someone to stay. Sorry for poor wording. (also he wasn’t born in the UK I think?).
Yeah, it does vibe with getting blackout drunk and posting to facebook.
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Schools should prioritize ‘entrepenuership’.
Boxing and Wrestling in schools.
Liscensed, armed security ahould be available.
So basically, this combines into:
Privatize the police via public(?) schools that (mandatorily?) teach children martial arts, and that entrepeneurship basically boils down to ‘start a business the government will subsidize’ when you don’t actually have any real starting capital.
… Its like a very stupid sequel to Fight Club where, somehow, Tyler Durden becomes the President/Prime Minister, forgets about destroying capitalism and consumerism, and instead, uses the state to basically start a franchise of fight clubs that ‘go legit’.
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Imagine having an existance where this sounds like a world you want to build.
I assume this person to be just deeply broken, because this is so far beyond any dystopia anyone has ever written and then there lives an actual human being who would want this.
I think Tate should be studied, as some sort of horror of pathriarchy personified (and Musk, Peterson and all these types). These are like the most violent fantazies of a very immature mind, not that I necessary think immature is a good word for it, because kids are far more ok than these people.
“Blockchain-verified voting”
that’s really the modern version of “only landowners can vote”.
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Wait is Andrew Tate British?
I had the same reaction, I thought he was an american who lived in eastern europe for sex trafficking purposes
Born in DC, raised in Luton, apparently a US-UK dual citizen.
It’s pretty obvious if you hear him speak.
I just listened to him speak in am interview to find out what he sounds like and I would not describe it as pretty obvious that he’s British
I don’t know why I opened it, but I did.
And lol: “The BBC will be stripped down and rebuilt: • Its mission will be factual reporting, not propaganda. • BBC will get its topics from X”
We truly get to witness the most unserious things these days.
Our factual reporting | Their propaganda
woke turbines
already cooked
Can China just go ahead and colonize Europe already? Westerners are incapable of self-governance and the more we try, the more progress they make in their goal of polluting all life to extinction.
“I will cut all income taxes forever, hire 25,000 police officers per major city, replace/build British monuments and signage on every street, and introduce new subjects to schools, and ban woke, and make 24/7 TV-”
“Sir, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Isle of Man, Wales, Cornwall, Jersey, Guernsey, Gibraltar and Slough have all seceded from the United Kingdom”
“Even England has also seceded, somehow.”
Hahahaha oh shit, “ENTREPRENULSOIP, CRITICAL THINKING, LITERACY” and the kids sitting on the plastic garden chairs. I won’t even comment the rest because it’s just fascism but already incompetent in promises.
The kid sitting in the middle of the front row has no head. :scared:
Now take a good look at the kid to their left
There’s also many kids without laptops, but two of them apparently use a small telephone booth instead.
If his politic doesn’t involve an ugly geezer 'aving a pint with the lads while being racist he won’t get anywhere but also Reform already exists
yeah but notable paedophile Elon Musk is currently trying to crater Reform and have Nige’ deposed for some reason
All of his victims are (as far as I know) over the age of consent, he’ll never make it in the british politics
Did you… intend to attach the AI-generated picture of British schoolchildren in the future, or?
yes, because that is from his manifesto lmao. the entire thing is like that
Holy Hell the entire thing really is like that. Fucking pinch me.
Even funnier the nazis of the anti-communist party have endorsed him
critical thinking is when you write “critical thinking” on the whiteboard/screen, and the more times you write it the criticaler it is
The world would be better off if Andrew Tate put his head under a hydraulic press and turned it on.
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Entre
pre nuls oip 
Literacy…also a Tardis in the back of the class reum
He’s Muslim, he’ll never win a UK election
His Islamic conviction is as good as my conviction to my workplace
wasnt there like some muslim PM or mayor of london or some shit like that? i feel like i remember years ago people complaining about it
damn and here i thought the fking tate brothers would drop a well thought out political programme
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