Toiletbowl latte then pumpkin spice swirling your flying buttress and then turning around to complain about sweet fall treats.
plant sourced fibers
Dude wipes went WOKE, from now on I’m using 3M sand paper from home depot like a REAL MAN
I use a belt sander to grind down the poop left on my hole from years of not wiping. Get on my level.
Getting on under a drill press to excavate my doo doo ass
BORN 2 SHIT
FORCED 2 WIPE
Oh man that one guy would be so mad
Eau de toilette
You preffer eating scented ass or natural flavor?
These aren’t your baby’s wipes.
Weird that they have “Plant sourced fibers” on the label. Seems like this is for chuds who wouldn’t care about that. Maybe it’s just trying to trick them into thinking they’re ok to flush(they’re not).
What kind of person do you have tot be to buy MAN wipes over and over instead of just buying a bidet?
Also is there a reason bidets use only water and not soap?
Sorry bidet sounds like Biden and Biden is not a manly man like manly man pumpkin spice scented man wipes.
i would buy it for the pumpkin spice alone; yes i’m a basic removed whose so basic, that the “man wipes” asshattery won’t push me away. lol
Yeah I love cinnamon and cloves and ginger and stuff like that, and while I don’t use wipes to clean my butt, I’d love to have that scent in wet wipes. No matter about the WIPES FOR MEN bs.
pumpkin spice is one of those things that make life worth living to me and i’m i think i’m going through withdrawals thanks to the starbucks’ union busting. lol
i wish that their pumpkin spice wasn’t so good so i could completely quit it.
Torani sells a pumpkin spice syrup. Never tried it specifically, but i vouch for them. The coffee shop I go to has an entire backline of flavours.
that’s the brand that they use; but the store version i different that the version that they use on their shops like their chai tea.
is there a reason bidets use only water and not soap?
Every country I’ve been to that has bidets in the bathroom, like the porcelain thing not the hose, has soap on it. You’re supposed to wash your ass with a soapy hand and then rinse and dry.
I saw those in Europe and I didn’t know what they were
BLUMPKIN SPICE
Dudes can’t unironically like nice smells that aren’t liquor-based
It’s the Law™️
Can’t enjoy sandalwood because it’s not manly
Unless it’s Socks&Sandalwood am I right? lol epic updoots to the right
Tobacco-scented Dude Wipes.
chuds will have to fight me before I give up wearing rose perfume. don’t act like I don’t smell fabulous cause you know that I do. your girl wishes she had half my sillage
Yo I’ll take things that will fuck up my city’s plumbing system on account of not breaking down with water contact for $400 please
