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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world ·
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SLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex.

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SLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex.

kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world ·
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  • stickyShift@midwest.social
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    4 months ago

    What a shitty LPT

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    Most American guys already walk around like this day to day. And sadly they’re so frustrated and hard up that a woman doing this wouldn’t deter them.

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      based

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      Agreed, but it also helps the other person say no to sex through the powers of embarrassment. (“I can’t let them see my disgusting underwear! Better wait.”)

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This unironically seems like a decent LPT for some people struggling with sex addiction

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    I didn’t know Mike Pence or Mike Johnson had a Lemmy account.

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    So the clean pair?

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