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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon doesn't wash

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Anon doesn't wash

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    Better not wash them:

    Washing Chicken Spreads Germs

    My source is the CD Fucking C.

    Hostile response tone aside, seriously: cooking chicken kills the bacteria. Trying to wash it just splatters disease around your kitchen.

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      Hear me out, fill bowl with water. Place chicken in bowl. Swirl a bit. Wash chicken. Dump water. No splashy splashy.

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        Are you dumping the water straight into a black hole?

        • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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          That’s just wasting water and accelerating the water wars! I re-use my chicken water to wash my vegetables, and then my dishes. It’s such a first-world mindset to callously single-use water like that!

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          Onto the neighbor’s dog so the stray cats annoy it!

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          Are you dumping the water straight into a black hole?

          I splurged on my garbage disposal.

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