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TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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You see this? That's cold, hard beanis. You get this from a JOB—something you lefties seem to have an allergy to. I make over three cans per week & I'm filling a 55 gal drum for retirement

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You see this? That's cold, hard beanis. You get this from a JOB—something you lefties seem to have an allergy to. I make over three cans per week & I'm filling a 55 gal drum for retirement

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TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    dude get a fucking grip, we weren’t all born in 1904. i work hard, but i couldn’t even dream to make 3 cans of beanis per week. i’m lucky to get a quarter of a can. now imagine trying to fill that 55 gallon drum a qaurter of a can at a time, WHILE NEEDING TO SURVIVE OFF THAT QUARTER OF A CAN, meaning there’s 0 beanis left at the end of the week to even try and put in the drum. every one of my friends has an empty 55 gallon drum and a wallet that’s dryer than a tin can fresh off the assembly line. but you fucking boomers don’t ever consider that, you just think we’re putting all our beans on toast and being frivolous with it. WE AREN’T GETTING ANY BEANS. I’M TIRED.

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    Imagine having a wallet full of wet beans when you can instead invest in my all digital currency, BeanisCoin beanis

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      BeanisCoin is impractical for day-to-day bean transactions.

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        exbeanential growth is something the human brain can’t even begin to comprehend

        • Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I know about bean soaking

          • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            This is not a Mormon forum

        • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          It’s why Beanus Christ spoke out against beanlenders.

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        That’s where you’re wrong bucko. See all you have to do for a BeanisCoin transaction is log into your account at chapo dot chat and post a beanis, like this beanis That was me giving you one BeanisCoin for free as a trial!

        • MoonElf [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          the generosity on this site never ceases to amaze

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      yeah ok im gonna go down to the egg store, pull a bone dry wallet out and say “um do u take beanis on my screen???” they’re going to laugh me out of the egg store. what are you talking about? beaniscoin? buddy if i cant feel the juice dripping thru my fingers then it aint real beanis aka it’s WORTHLESS. take a basic beanonomics course liberal

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        The exchange rate of BeanisCoin to EggDollar is better than you might think

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    This is uhhhhhhhhh bourgeois decadence

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      beangeois

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    We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -

    For sure it’s the valley of death

    I open up my wallet

    And it’s full of beans

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    Three cans?! And you deny the existence of the labean aristrocracy?! Outrageous.

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    I’m on the F.I.R.E. lifestyle with my 55g. (Fill it Really Expeditiously). PRO TIP: you can fill it a little bit faster if you have a side cousin who will trade you a bottle of BBQ sauce for an eighth can. It can make your drum a little soupy but honestly I kinda like that. It’s the compromise that works for me anyway. @godlessworm@hexbear.net you should try.

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      wow this is a great tip. my cousin has even fewer beanis than i do, so i can take advantage of that in our deal and get even more sauce for less beanis. don’t judge me tho, that’s just the nature of the cuthroat beaninomic system we live under

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        It’s a bean eat sauce world out there that’s for sure.

  • aaro [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    B.R.E.A.M.

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    deleted by creator

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    I’m investing in SpaghettiOs

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Petrosexuals?

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        Petrosexual Racing soon became known for their puzzling Spaghettios-based bribes to the Lemons Supreme Court; the first took the form of a shopping bag full of loose Spaghettios, and then there was the WTF-o-riffic Suitcase-O-Spaghettios soon after.

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    this thumbnail is some seriously Cronenberg shit. at full size you can tell what it is but as a postage stamp it looks like gore

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