for sale: one billion dollars. never used.
I literally don’t know what I would personally use for a billion dollars personally. A yacht? Seriously my grandpa had a boat and it was a money sink lmao. Would rather see kids succeed in college with that money.
If I wanted to host a party I’d invite folks to my place with good beer.
Should probably buy a company or tons of shares in companies, and use as much as possible of the profits acquired to just fund a communist party. You’ll be hated by some (oh no, a billionaire supports that party so everyone leave!), but hire people full time to work on advancing the project/building a good party. I’d even hire some consultants to try to improve how it works. They’re just business mercenaries, they’ll do anything for money, and do it well for extra money
And you’ll definitely have enough extra to fund really fun parties for all involved/everyone you want to invite.
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I wanna be hired by a communist party
We’ve found Contrapoints’ account.
Whom?
Whom?
God I wish that were me
secretly being a billionaire
Hiding gold bars in Mom’s backyard
making a new amazon account every time you buy a small island
I am secretly a billionaire. I have been going to work everyday for decades to various jobs, gritting my teeth silently as I am directed to perform meaningless and demeaning tasks to improve the lives of fools, living in dumps, driving shit boxes, wearing ill-fitting, uncomfortable and cheap clothes, and maintaining a completely theatrical set of books, budgets, tax documents, etc
it is the longest possible con that has ever been constructed, my life’s masterpiece.
the payoff will change the world forever as I ascend to become the world’s first quadrillionaire and afford me the ability to purchase… The Moon.
Why own the moon when you can piss on it
Classic
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Oh come on, it’s not even a good “gommulism evil” post.
“Ah finally, I’m all alone,” I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight.
“No your not.” said Knife Guy.
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Not sure what this is supposed to say
People making positive posts about Luigi is making them afraid of being dragged to central park because they are a temporarily embarrassed billionaire. They are writing this 2 sentence story as a careful what you wish for warning for uncivil posters.
Bootlicking thugs for the ruling class getting dragged to Central Park? I can’t imagine anything more terrifying! Truly two sentence horror! Interesting as fuck!
I killed the billionaire and I…somehow became a billionaire myself by taking their place? Somehow?
it’s a “gommulism is when everyone gets rounded up by the stasi for counter-revolutionary thought” thing
When you kill billionaires you get their wealth as loot
Killing a billionaire is like a MMORPG raid, where the last blow gets all the loot and is supposed to distribute it amongst the raid members.
Highlander rules
You kill a billionaire, you get their power
I believe they’re hallucinating about the French revolution, something to do with first the monarchs and then Robespierre
come on, say the line, mark twain.
there were two “reigns of terror”
Lmao it’s crazy how you can’t tell if Reddit is even real people or just a bunch of
Man they’ve let that site go to shit
I thought I had seen true terror
Then I read something from Reddit
This needs a content warning for cringe God damn
No you’ve got the wrong guy! I only have 999 million dollars!
first they came for the billionaires 😔
they put out special hit lists on forbes, how do you become accused lmao.
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