Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5か月前There are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5か月前message-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·5か月前Tell them “Hey, stop that” but in a very unsure tone
minus-squareCammy [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5か月前But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5か月前No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
minus-squareAbracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5か月前wow, you know a lot about cats.
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5か月前Maybe she is one. :fry:
Tell them “Hey, stop that” but in a very unsure tone
But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
wow, you know a lot about cats.
Maybe she is one. :fry: