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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

No long hair!

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No long hair!

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • bradv@lemmy.ca
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    Yeah but look what happened to him

  • Nurgle@lemmy.world
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    We weren’t allowed to have facial hair below the ears in catholic school. Used to bring up my man JC’s full fucking beard all the time when they hassled me.

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    I wonder why boys in a Catholic school can’t have long hair like a girl? It’s not like it would make them look more like a girl would it? And even if it did make them look more girlish, how would that affect anybody at the Catholic school? It’s not like Catholics are known for nefarious things…

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      Listen man, the priests like what they like. Don’t kink shame.

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        True. Judge not lest ye be judged and whatnot. Mb.

      • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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        Lol 😂

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      I take pretty much every opportunity to shit on the rosary rattler cult, but this is the first I’ve heard of this particular rule, I’m pretty sure it’s just some Catholic schools. And surely “Jesus had long hair” came up often.

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        The rule is quite prevalent in the Philippines

        • Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Female Skirts should be 2 inches below the knee. No crumpled socks.

          No makeup, no nail polish. No flamboyant artificial hair color.

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        Yeah my Catholic school allowed everyone to have whatever hairstyle they wanted. Hair dye, piercings, and tattoos were also allowed. Actually, not sure about the tattoos but I definitely had friends who had them and they weren’t expelled or anything.

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      deleted by creator

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It’s just a way to control people and instill the idea that being controlled is fine and good

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      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        I’m Talking about pedophile church leaders dude lol WTF

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    Jesus was trans confirmed ✅

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      I mean, where tf is he supposed to get an Y chromosome if Mary is a virgin?

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        God is a female confirmed ✅

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          just afab. He clearly goes by He/Him pronouns (extra credit: discuss if the capitalized form counts as a neopronoun)

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            Technically that’s misgendering by the part of whoever write the things. God made man and woman in their image, so they are neither. It should be a They. Even more so if you consider his 3-part existence.

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              Even more so if you consider his 3-part existence

              Their

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                lmao got me

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              lmao, god’s pronouns are specifically the plural They/Them

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            It does. That’s so extra of Him. God bless. It’s giving Holy vibes fr.

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      BRUH

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    They’re just full of hypocrisy.

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    Petition to change the holy trinity to father, son, and main boy

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      Father, Son, and Dat Boi!!!

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    Priests don’t like boys with long hair.

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    Way back in October 31st 1517 finally one of the clergy got so fed up reading the damn book that they said, “Sin Boldly” and said… read here, verse Romans 11:32 … romans1132.com

    The book is so full of contradictions and that’s the power. It cuts both ways.

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    I never thought of that!

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    Boyception.

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