• flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    6·
    1 year ago

    You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.

    This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.

    Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you’ll miss out on my killer loot.

    • YardnusEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      “Please tell your operatives to refrain from using explosives, Commander.”