i would take the deposit and use it to hire freelancers to do some kind of Die Hard 1 / Die Hard 3 / Under Siege sort of situation. or just get everybody to ingest/inhale ricin lol. just kidding, i would never do that because it’s illegal and i am a good boy.
i’ve heard of people doing that kind of thing, like invoicing some giant multinational company for something after they’ve figured out the address for accounts payable or whatever and getting away with it. but i’ve also heard of people getting caught in an audit and hit with fraud charges because it went through the US mail, which above a certain amount is a felony. but, respect the grift lol.
how do you spend over half a billion on a wedding? did he buy the entire city of aspen and surrounding mountains?
I mean, if I were a wedding planner/caterer/anyone on staff and Jeff Bezos asked me to do his wedding, I’d upcharge the hell out of him.
i would take the deposit and use it to hire freelancers to do some kind of Die Hard 1 / Die Hard 3 / Under Siege sort of situation. or just get everybody to ingest/inhale ricin lol. just kidding, i would never do that because it’s illegal and i am a good boy.
someone just bill him for $450,000 for some vague reason and say it’s for the wedding. he might pay it
i’ve heard of people doing that kind of thing, like invoicing some giant multinational company for something after they’ve figured out the address for accounts payable or whatever and getting away with it. but i’ve also heard of people getting caught in an audit and hit with fraud charges because it went through the US mail, which above a certain amount is a felony. but, respect the grift lol.
OK but if I can get to a country that doesn’t extradite before then I should be in the clear right? Hypothetically
What if I normally charge that amount, but I give everyone except Bezos a massive “not being evil” discount?
It’s probably not the actual cost. Sensationalism from NY Post.
yeah he probably only spent like $450 million, which whomst among us.
Yeah we’ve all spent $450+ Million on a wedding at some point or another, of course
¥450 million
450 million iraqi dinar
My breakfast today alone was 450 million Vietnamese dong.
You can divide $450 million by 157 and it’s still more money than I’ll make in a lifetime. For one event.
Was gonna say I know wedding can be expensive but damn
This is like twice what my wedding cost, insane
That’s like 5 massively wasteful Hollywood blockbuster movies what the fuck