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irreticent@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

How do you do, fine sir?

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How do you do, fine sir?

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irreticent@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23338011

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23317143

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    As a young lad, frolicking on the green fields of farmers, a lot of different kinds of shit have passed through my hands.

    I often think of those times when shaking the hands of people I dislike.

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      Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

      • lath@lemmy.world
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        https://lemmy.world/post/23353470

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXr4A0sSDwk

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    Every people you ever been has wiped their ass.

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      I would hope so. I’d hate being next to someone who hasn’t wiped their ass

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    Is this what passes for mind-blowing deep thought nowadays?

    Every single hand I’ve ever shaken has been inside a woman’s womb too. So what.

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      Well said

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    Dude, is a firm, manly handshake gay?

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      Aw yeah you wanna bring your palm skin on my palm skin and make em kiss? Aw yeah rub rub rub lift up and down rub rub rub

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    I’m trying to normalize fist bump again like in the pandemic.

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    And if it’s a man’s hand, it’s likely unwashed.

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      I bounce between arguing that this is a lie, to ugh you’re right.

      Was at a bar bathroom and went to the toilet. Watched THREE SEPARATE GUYS take a piss and leave.

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