tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months agoJust getting into being a boomermessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareJust getting into being a boomertombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepropter_hog [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoHating your wife is an art. It’s not enough to merely hate her. You have to make tiny, micro-aggressive pokes at her self-esteem daily, hourly, for years. With everything you say. “How’s the weather?” “Better than my wife’s cooking.” Shit like that.
minus-squaretombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoI definitely want to find the balance of hating her but never getting a divorce. It’s very important in boomer culture to be unhappily married
minus-squarepropter_hog [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoDivorce is anathema to the boomer. You must endure. Just think of the wife jokes you’d miss out on.
Hating your wife is an art. It’s not enough to merely hate her. You have to make tiny, micro-aggressive pokes at her self-esteem daily, hourly, for years. With everything you say. “How’s the weather?” “Better than my wife’s cooking.” Shit like that.
I definitely want to find the balance of hating her but never getting a divorce. It’s very important in boomer culture to be unhappily married
Divorce is anathema to the boomer. You must endure. Just think of the wife jokes you’d miss out on.